Silver Lining: Adding to the Lists

April 18, 2010

Adding to the Lists



This week I added two things to two lists.


First. To the list of Everyday Things That Make Me Happy, I added these:


Walmart sweatpants.

From the men’s section.

They were $5.

The best $5 investment I’ve ever made.

These sweatpants save me {on average} five times a week.

They make everything better.

They even have deep pockets. The kind that things actually fit in!

And if I wear them with my Walmart men’s sweatshirt, you can’t even tell I’m a girl.

It’s fabulous.



Secondly, to my list of Things I Hate, I added this:



Lady Gaga.

It was bad enough when Fergie couldn’t possibly think of anything at all to sing about, so she started spelling out words in her songs. (Unfortunately, we all remember G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S).

But Lady Gaga has taken it to the next level. Now I'm not creative at all, but don't you think it's a problem when someone is so artistically deprived that they're reduced to singing nothing but random phonetic syllables? See graph below.

(RAH)2 (AH)3 + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)2 (OOH) (LA)2

And yes, I do blame Lady Gaga singlehandedly for the increase in illiteracy in America, as well as the decrease of common sense. =)



Anyway. I’ve been having a good week with my Al-o (back from school for a few days) and my Meg-o (six days till her wedding! So excited).

Happy Sunday,


~B


P.S. How weird is it that I even miss finals week?

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