This week I added two things to two lists.
First. To the list of Everyday Things That Make Me Happy, I added these:
Walmart sweatpants.
From the men’s section.
They were $5.
The best $5 investment I’ve ever made.
These sweatpants save me {on average} five times a week.
They make everything better.
They even have deep pockets. The kind that things actually fit in!
And if I wear them with my Walmart men’s sweatshirt, you can’t even tell I’m a girl.
It’s fabulous.
Secondly, to my list of Things I Hate, I added this:
It was bad enough when Fergie couldn’t possibly think of anything at all to sing about, so she started spelling out words in her songs. (Unfortunately, we all remember G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S).
But Lady Gaga has taken it to the next level. Now I'm not creative at all, but don't you think it's a problem when someone is so artistically deprived that they're reduced to singing nothing but random phonetic syllables? See graph below.
(RAH)2 (AH)3 + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)2 (OOH) (LA)2
And yes, I do blame Lady Gaga singlehandedly for the increase in illiteracy in America, as well as the decrease of common sense. =)
Anyway. I’ve been having a good week with my Al-o (back from school for a few days) and my Meg-o (six days till her wedding! So excited).
Happy Sunday,
~B
P.S. How weird is it that I even miss finals week?
